me: whats your opinion on tampons
little brother: they're little fuzzy sticks on strings
me: then you are ultimately more mature than most boys
little brother: why
me: for some reason tampons are gross and taboo just cuz they go in a vagina
little brother: well so does a penis and boys never stop talking about those
me:
little brother:
me: that is a fantastic point

the-art-of-fangirling:

what a girl wants…according to tumblr

(via hogwartsbutterbeerandquidditch)


ctrayn:

this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.

ctrayn:

this might be the greatest weapon man has ever conceived.

(via youneedajelloshot)



apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

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barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

(via madwallflower)


My jaw can handle it

(via halfhopehalfagony)


michaeljohngentile:

My sister is going through mom’s things and found her stash. She was always my biggest supporter, was front row at every show, and always had the newest shirt on. 👸👼🍸👌

michaeljohngentile:

My sister is going through mom’s things and found her stash. She was always my biggest supporter, was front row at every show, and always had the newest shirt on. 👸👼🍸👌


bigbrotheraddicted:

Can we just go back to the time Donny and Nicole were HoH’s together and everything was unicorns and rainbows? :( 

bigbrotheraddicted:

Can we just go back to the time Donny and Nicole were HoH’s together and everything was unicorns and rainbows? :( 

(via nicodycalafioranzel)


fuckyeah-juliechenbot:

nedbawlz:

ariana grande’s brother sure is a piece of shit

WHAT A FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT.

(via nicodycalafioranzel)